(( No valentines day card yet? England’s dick got you covered. ))
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i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
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Holy shit
The One.
She is fighting invisible agents.
so is pole dancing an Olympic sport yet
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